Literature
Classic Slapstick
“Classic Slapstick” “Stay in line and bring it to my table.” Why? Do I need your table? Maybe I already have a table of my own. Maybe there’s a better table for me. Who needs your table? You probably don’t really need the table. Is your table safe? People put all kinds of food on their tables. Cleaning a table is important. Some tables are for work; some tables are for entertainment. A table can be strong; a table can be weak. My plate probably shouldn’t go to you. Did somebody else make the table for you? I have my own tables. I can set up my own table. How old is the table? Does the table matter? Of course! You really enjoy the table, don’t you? I guess we don’t need to share. Somebody else can join you. Or, you can eat at your table, all alone, by yourself, with no regrets. May you live the life you have chosen. I will join somebody else’s table, if you don’t mind. The world doesn’t revolve around you. Hey, I’m always just somebody else to you, huh? Are you somebody else to
